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Hack up the hairball, the fuzzy fuzzy hairball, hack up the hairball, the hairball Hack!

 

Scylla & Sumi's Cat Chanty Page 

Welcome to the only page on the web that features songs written entirely by cats.

   It is well known that a cat's life is hard.  There's so much sleeping, eating, playing and being cute that it is hard sometimes to get it all done in a timely fashion.  To that end, Sumi and Scylla- two very resourceful cats - have written a number of work songs designed to ease the plight of the common house cat.

   Sumi's career has spanned two zipcodes since 1997.  While she spends much of her free time beating her co-feline, Scylla, she still finds time to put paw to paper and create these timeless masterpieces.  Scylla, when not defending herself from Sumi's attacks, plots her revenge and writes touching Litter chantys, otherwise known as "Forelitters" (sung by cats after a hard day's work). Prepare to step into the hardscrabble world of the working housecat.

Cat Chantys and Forelitters

Hack up the Hairball

I Sleep on a Jeep Cherokee

Jamestown Cats

Old Tom Gnawing on a Field Mouse

Catnip Johnny

Tom Kanaka

Let the Upholstery Run

Away for Kitty

Scratch the New Recliner

Kitty Scratchin' in the Litter Box

What Do You Do With a Catnip Kitty?

Coming Soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kibble Bound

A' Purring

Blood Red Mouses

Farewell and Adieu To You Fair Short-haired Kitties

The Derby Rat

Poop Down Below

Many of you have requested Midi files for these masterpieces.  Unfortunately, we do not have thumbs which makes it very hard to program the instruments.  If we could open the closet door where the midi equipment was.....but we're just dreaming, now.

Heard any good cat chantys?  Send them to Sumi and Scylla at sumi37@cox.net